sorry lady, there is no hope for you

You know those stickers people put on the back window of their cars?  The stickers that each represent a family member?  The "normal" one looks like this:

Then there are some dorkier versions (yes, it IS possible)

then comes the saddest of all.  This is the lady that will be crazy and without other humans for forever.  This lady cannot be helped.  I saw one of these yesterday.  Granted the random picture I found online has about twice as many cats on it, but you get the idea.

Scary, right?