how to truly wake up in the morning

step 1: don't stir your sugar and milk loaded coffee very well (because you are lazy or still very much asleep).

step 2: chug your coffee because you are running out of time and you need your caffeine quickly.

step 3: reach the bottom of your mug not realizing how poorly it was stirred.

step4: nearly choke on the overwhelming large amount of sugar you added to your coffee in your sleepy stupor.

step5: YOU ARE NOW VERY VERY MUCH AWAKE!!!!!


I want my coffee to look as cool as these:

the worst

The official up to date worst part of being pregnant is when you can't for the life of you fall asleep at night (thanks in partial to Luna, who tried repeatedly to push my legs off the bed so she could have more room), so you only sleep for 3 hours all night.  Then, having to wake up early because you start work at 6am and remembering that caffeine is a big no-no.  Argh!  I miss my old friend caffeine...Thank goodness this doesn't happen too often.