I'm baaack!

So between us not having internet for like a month (ugh, right?) and Christmas being completely insane, I have not posted in soooo long.  Since today is Christmas Eve, I have a cute Christmas post.  This is an example of how totally adorable Jeff is.  I currently have two rolls of wrapping paper in the house.  One Christmas, one birthday.  I had them both out because I had a few December birthday gifts to wrap.  Jeff wrapped a Christmas present for me and didn't look at the paper.  He just assumed both rolls were Christmas themed.  Oops.

But he fixed it.

Now it says "Happy Birthday Jesus".  

why do I feel so guilty?

I caved.  Jeff was totally in the mood to watch Santa Claus the movie.  He always makes fun of me because I've never seen it.  So I agreed.  I have now officially watched a Christmas movie this season.  Before Thanksgiving.  So I'm feeling like a crazy person.  And now I really want to decorate my house all Christmas-y and break out the Christmas music.  And bake gingerbread.  Well, I will probably bake regardless... Off to the kitchen I go!

ahh, the joys of work

Working in retail near the holiday season is always "special".  The hours, the merchandise, and the customers all get weirder.  Last night I was stupid enough to agree to work from 9pm to 6am.  I seriously have not stayed up that long straight since college.  Even with Liam I can nap in the middle.  I dressed 16 mannequins in varying degrees of hoochy-mamma-ness.  In the last 31 hours I have slept for 3 of them.  Ouch.  Also, my store decided to go crazy decorating wise because last year the decorations were pitiful and this year they decided to make up for it by going off the deep end.  My store seriously set aside like a million hours of budget to decorate.  And what do our decorations look like you ask?  Yarn.  Lots and lots of hideous shades of neon yarn.  Apparently yarn bombing is super cool now so we have to wrap EVERYTHING in freaking yarn.  We seriously were given at least 50 balls of it for decorating purposes.  The other night I had a 5 hour shift in which I wrapped large numbers in yarn and made snowflakes and mountains of yarn on giant peg boards.  Seriously.  I would like to conclude this by showing off possibly the worst three items of children's apparel ever.

the colors are even brighter in person and the texture of the dress feels like a cross between a shower curtain and a raincoat

did someone say pinata?

I know it doesn't seem possible, but these are shorter and tighter in person.  They go up to size 14.  What parent would buy these for their daughter?

We do also have some super cute clothes that I might have to buy even though Liam's closet is already close to exploding.  But the ugly/ crazy ones are just more fun to show.  Please be nice to your retail cashiers this Black Friday.  One of them will unfortunately be me.

things I love about Halloween

My current favorite is dressing Liam up as random cute things, like a renaissance baby, or a nerd (argyle vest and bow tie), or whatever else I make up at the time.  I do also love chocolate.  I'm really hoping we don't get many trick-or-treaters this year because Jeff didn't buy very many mini Twix....

I also loooove the people watching.  I was working today at the mall and I saw a woman walking around casually in a ball gown, gold sequin heels, a tiara, and elbow length gloves.  I totally thought she was a lunatic before I realized today was Halloween.  There is no way I would walk around during the day in costume.  I love dress up, but I have my limits.  I love people watching on Halloween because sometimes I can't tell if people are in costume or not.  For instance I saw a guy riding a motorcycle today in a button up shirt and suspenders.  When I see people like that I can play the game: Costume or Not?  Yay!

super cute, super power?

Liam has the super power of being super cute.  I know this because he is teething (both front two bottom teeth!) and because of that he got a bad cold (his first ever), and he has therefore become Mr. Super Grouchy Pants the Snot Monster.  And he is still cute.  He spends large amounts of time with his face covered in equal parts snot and drool and shrieks as loud as he can while trying his best not to intake any of his infant cold medication.  Even though I tried to tell him it is cherry flavored, which is awesome and tastes like candy.  He, of course, will not listen.

in a happy, not-quite-so-snotty mood

nap time

sorry lady, there is no hope for you

You know those stickers people put on the back window of their cars?  The stickers that each represent a family member?  The "normal" one looks like this:

Then there are some dorkier versions (yes, it IS possible)

then comes the saddest of all.  This is the lady that will be crazy and without other humans for forever.  This lady cannot be helped.  I saw one of these yesterday.  Granted the random picture I found online has about twice as many cats on it, but you get the idea.

Scary, right?

fun new thing

I have been a bit obsessed with Pinterest lately.  Seriously, there isn't a whole lot to do when your baby wants to fall asleep on your lap and wakes up if you move him. So I've been spending too much time on Pinterest.  I added a "follow me on Pinterest" button to my site today.  If you haven't already, check it out.  Let me know if you find cool stuff.

hats

Jeff and I are both in agreement that its is a crime our society doesn't wear hats.  Sure, the occasional beanie maybe, but where are all the fedoras and big British-y, Baptist church style hats?  Wouldn't it be awesome if people wore hats every time they left the house like in older times?  Just think of it, an excuse to buy more pretty things (hats), and a perfect cover for frizzy hat.  Right?  I for one am planning on wearing hats every day this week.  I can't wait.  Pictures of my choices to come!

In the meantime, enjoy these pictures of nifty hats that I found online.  *note* I found all these photos online and I don't know any of these people.  This is just for inspiration.

Liam has this hat and I can't wait until he fits into it!

I want this hat so badly

anything with crazy feathers is awesome

you can't be cooler than Frank.  Exhibit A: hats are cool.

I'm here in spirit

Ever wonder why sometimes long-ish lengths of time go by where I am absent and have zero posts?  It is generally because I am sitting in front of the computer with Liam asleep on my lap, straining but failing to reach my laptop keyboard.  Or playing with him and thinking of something that would be awesome to post.  By the time I get to the computer, I have nearly always forgotten what that thing is. 

One of the things distracting me today was Liam starting to get teeth!  So exciting!  He's got his bottom two center teeth flush with his gum line.  I'm really not looking forward to Liam possibly being in pain from teeth coming in, or biting, but I'm still excited to take cute pictures with teeny teeth in them!

this cutest boy ever

Yesterday my mom and I took Liam to Picture People and he had so many cute pictures that we couldn't pick just one.  I know these are awful quality because I took pictures of the pictures with my low quality phone, but they are so cute I just had to share.

this is from the day before when we got cousin pictures.  This was just taken while the photographer was out of the room.  Of course Liam isn't looking, but its cute anyway.

sorry, I don't have pictures

Yesterday was my four year wedding anniversary.  I honestly can't believe it has gone by so fast.  Jeff seriously had to count the years because he didn't believe me.  The last four years have been great.  Although its not like Jeff wasn't in my life long before we got married.  We started dating when I was fourteen.  Wow, that makes me feel really old.  And nostalgic.  Ok, old pictures of Jeff and myself to come soon.  I just have to find them first.  You know your husband is awesome when we agree ahead of time we aren't getting each other anything, then he comes home with roses, dark chocolate, and since he beat me home he also cleaned the house.  I'm pretty much married to the porn for women guy.  Plus when we got Chinese takeout (awesome!) and were trying to pick a movie to watch he picked 10 Things I Hate About You which I love and scarily have memorized.  Here's to about a million more years with the best husband and father ever. 

I can't believe it

My little guy is 6 months old today!  Time went by so fast.  He can sit up by himself, drank out of a cup (sometimes), and loves to eat fruit.  I love that he is so capable, but I want my baby to stay my baby forever. 

completely asleep.  somehow.

Liam is very proud of his abs.

most babies want to lay down in bouncers. Liam likes to sit up and examine his.

he decided sideways was more interesting.  Jeff put him in the normal direction.

we went to the grocery store yesterday and a woman came up to us and said "Did you know you all match?"  We were all wearing gray and didn't realize it.

I love this happy boy!

happy fall!

I love fall.  Everything is crisp and pretty, and I can wear comfy sweaters.  Plus I can bake as much as I want without heating up the kitchen.  Yay!

Renaissance Faire!

Yeah, I'm a huge nerd.  Like you didn't already know.  Recently a bunch of us went to the Renaissance Faire, which has become an annual tradition.  Yay!  Its so much fun.  This year we added the babies to our group, and of course they had to have costumes.  I made Liam's to be his Halloween costume as well.  I think it turned out pretty well, but because he is so wiggly I couldn't really get many good pictures of him in it.  Of course, the lighting was bad so none of our group shots came out, but whatever.  A good time was had by all.

he was actually pretty comfy in there

Liam's been obsessed with drinking out of cups lately

rare photo of Jeff actually smiling

see? obsessed with cups

every time he sat down he would try to eat his shoe, I don't think you can really see it here, put the toe of his left shoe is dripping with slobber

his eyelashes are longer than mine. no joke.

this is Broon.  He's our favorite performer.  His finale is juggling a bowling ball, a flaming torch and an apple.  While eating said apple.  Plus, he's hilarious.

things I never want to do

1. get peed on (a lot) directly after getting out of the shower

2. go grocery shopping by myself with a baby in the rain

3. deal with AT&T

guess which three things have happened/ will happen today?
Welcome to my life.  I think I finally figured out why I need so much coffee/ chocolate to survive.
Plus, Liam is pretty darn cute.  And so far he has only peed on me the once today.  Wow.  I'm turning into the woman in Baby Mama that says "Is that chocolate or poop?" and then licks it.  Ok, that's gross, but I'm apparently headed in that direction.  If I make it all the way to that stage (which I hope I never do) can someone please smack me over the head?  Thank you.

at long last

I know I've been promising to post about our trip to Disneyland, which was almost a month ago...really?  Where did the time go?  Liam had such a good time.  We went with my parents, so he gots lots and lots of attention.  Besides Disneyland, Liam had a bunch of other first too, the beach, the LA zoo, and other fun little trips.  On his very first ride (Little Mermaid.  Yes, I know it isn't the most manliest of rides, but we passed by it first and there was no line.) I sat him on my lap, pulled down the lapbar, and he immediately put both his hands on the bar and started looking around.  The kid was a pro.  We went to Disneyland 2 days and not once did he have a tantrum.  When he was tired, he would take a catnap in his stroller, and he ate when we wanted to take breaks anyway.  I swear, easiest kid ever.  He loved everything.  His favorites were It's a Small World, Winnie the Pooh, and the Carousel.  He also loved the parade and World of Color.  He showed off his mad flirting skills with every girl he saw, and made it such a fun trip!

first time touching the ocean.  He looked wiggling his toes in the sand!

on the tram to Disneyland!

Liam decided he would rather eat his glasses than look through them.

I know this it sideways.  It shouldn't be, but my computer won't let me fix it.  Anyway, Liam was obsessed with Mickey's nose.  He kept trying to reach over and grab it.

Jeff showing Liam the koi fish at the mall.  I know, only a mall in southern California would have koi fish.  Doesn't Liam look so cute in overalls?

one of many pictures during his cat naps

the manly picture.  Kind of.  Aren't my boys cute?

Too bad the picture doesn't show it.  My dad's smile is way bigger than Liam's!

piggy back rides at the zoo

waiting for everyone to get off Tower of Terror.  I love watching him sit up by himself.  He thinks he is too cool.

Another stupid sideways one.  Oh well.  This is in Small World.  Liam LOVED it.

we just got out of Captain EO.  He was excited because it was a fun movie and the seats move.  I didn't know how he'd respond going into it, but I'm glad he liked it.  We sat by the exit, just in case...

I literally have at least 300 more pictures from that trip.  No, they are not all from my camera.  My parents had cameras too.  These are just a few of my favorites.