Something the size of a honeydew is inside my stomach

looking at this just makes me hungry again.  Well, pretty much everything makes me hungry now.  

I am so not looking forwards to this getting even bigger, and than having to escape my stomach somehow.  Yikes.  And I think all my pregnancy books lied.  My stomach does not feel like it has a 4-5 pound baby in it.  It feels like a bowling ball got trapped in there.  Hmm... I wonder if I slid down a bowling lane, would I be able to get a strike with my stomach?