empathy for vampire victims

Ok, so I know vampires are completely fictional (with the exception of cute little bats), but I really feel for all the fake victims.  Why, you ask?  I got some random raised bite on the side of my neck and it feels like a BAD sunburn.  That, by the way, is the number one reason I hate bugs, and bug-like creatures.  I don't walk up to people and bite them, so why do they have to?  stop bugs.  Wow, this is such a random rant...