how to truly wake up in the morning

step 1: don't stir your sugar and milk loaded coffee very well (because you are lazy or still very much asleep).

step 2: chug your coffee because you are running out of time and you need your caffeine quickly.

step 3: reach the bottom of your mug not realizing how poorly it was stirred.

step4: nearly choke on the overwhelming large amount of sugar you added to your coffee in your sleepy stupor.

step5: YOU ARE NOW VERY VERY MUCH AWAKE!!!!!


I want my coffee to look as cool as these: