Windier than Kansas in a tornedo

It is windy enough today that I'm hoping the ugly bushes in our backyard will rip themselves out of the ground and fling themselves into the park down the road.  Unfortunately though I live with the world's weenie-est cat, and every time she hears wind she freaks out and jumps about ten feet in the air.  This means super loud music all day so she can't hear the wind as much.  Yup, the music's already working.  Dance party!