sewing projects

Sewing projects are a bad idea if you are pregnant.  Somewhere in between measuring yourself and finding out you fit the middle size the pattern comes in, and actually cutting your size out, you re-measure yourself and find out that you no longer fit the waist section of the pattern in any way.  Oh yeah, this will be fun.  Never again will I be pregnant and sew a costume for a specific event.  By the way, the fact that I am going to be a pregnant cheerleader (on accident) for Halloween is hilarious to me.  Maybe I should should be Quinn from Glee instead of Brittany.