best use of auto-tune ever

"tiny ball of light" from Harry Potter at the Oscars.  It was pretty much amazing and it think I need to make it my new ringtone...

confusing products

We were given a baby bath chair (possibly one of the most pointless baby purchases ever in my opinion because by the time the baby is big enough to fit in this chair, they are big enough not to need one) that was the brand "Safety 1st".  However, this greatly confused Jeff because a huge notice posted right by the brand name states "This is not a safety device."  The chair also states that children can drown while using it.

My thoughts run along the lines of wondering how much water someone would put in the tub while giving their baby a bath?  I mean, you're only supposed to fill a few inches.  Are kids drowning because their parents are filling tubs up to the brim?  Because there is no way possible for a baby to drown while strapped in a chair in 2 inches of water.  Even if the baby was a contortionist it couldn't bend itself down enough to purposefully frown in a chair in two inches of water.  And if they could, then the chair really isn't safe, and the brand name would be even more laughable.

Best gift ever

The best gift to give your foot obsessed cat is a pair of your old bunny slippers.  They look like stuffed animals, but they smell like feet.  I swear, my cat is a freak.  Offer her a choice of:

A) something awesome that any cat would love

or

B) a pair of really nasty smelling gym shoes that she could nuzzle

She will go for B every time.  Seriously, I have watched Jeff take off a pair of sneakers that he's been wearing all day, and the second he walked away Luna stuck her whole head into one of the shoes and just stayed there for a few minutes.  Like a disgusting version of an ostrich.

This kid's got muscle

My stomach almost flung me off the couch today when Liam decided to kick me.  I'm thinking about signing him up for an infant soccer team this summer.  Of course, since infants can't walk or anything, their parents would have to be on the field with them supporting they babies top halves.  All the babies would really have to do is kick every once in a while.  But if he can kick me this hard and he hasn't even been born, the goal posts would have to be placed much further than ordinary soccer goals.  Can you imagine that game?  I would totally pay to see that.  It would be so much cooler that pretty much any other sport I can think of.  My kid rocks.

You know you must be massively pregnant when...

you become obsessed with the depth of your belly button.

You heard me.

I will seriously stick my finger into my belly button and see how deep it goes.  Lately, it's pretty darn shallow.  This kind of freaks me out a little, because those preggo outtie belly buttons are kinda funky looking.  Not that my stomach is all cute right now or anything anyway.  But still...

The amount a pregnant stomach can grow in general is insane.  For instance, Alicia's has grown about 3-4 inches in the last 2 weeks.  2 WEEKS!  Is that not crazy!!!  I still have 2 months to go!  How freakin' huge am I going to get?!

who needs an alarm clock if you've got a cat?

Gotta love getting woken up by a cat at seven am on your day off.  Especially when they wake you up by licking your face until you move.

Ummm... love you too Luna...

Oh, you just want breakfast.  Yeah...

you know you must be massively pregnant when...

you go to the store wearing a baggy sweatshirt and at least one person approaches you to ask when your due date is.