yes you can make dessert even if you're out of almost everything!

The other night Jeff and I wanted dessert like no other but we were out of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour.  We were too lazy to go to the store, but inventive enough to try to make something from what we had on hand.  Jeff, being the brilliant mind he is figured out we could make jello.  Just wait, it gets better.  He made jello out of unflavored gelatin packets, water, and powdered orange Gatorade mix.  So we ended up with orange jello that also kept us hydrated!  :)

asking for it

Yeah, I know, I'm totally asking for it.  I'm all crazy watching Scrubs, so what do I do the next day, even though Tova said not to?  I watch House.  While eating lunch.  I'm totally a genius...

how tv can be scary

I've always been entertained by watching Scrubs.  However, it's been a while since I've watched it.  Today I got bored and decided to watch it from the beginning (yay for Netflix streaming!) and I totally freaked out.  Normally I am the picture of health and have no reason to ever go to a hospital or doctor.  But now with the whole baby thing, I'm kinda going to have to go to a hospital at some point withing the next two months.  And it's freaking me out.  Just a little.  I mean, I know Scrubs is a sitcom and everything, but what if I get some new-bie dingbat doctor?  Anyway, I recommend not watching hospital/ doctor related anything if you have to go to a hospital in the near future.  Although, this video is kinda awesome.  I heart Neil Patrick Harris!

lesson learned the hard way

When you are hungry and want food immediately but are running out of groceries you get grumpy.  Finding a box of Funfetti mix in your pantry and thinking, "Ooh, making cookies out of this will be awesome" is probably not a good idea.  Yes, cookies are indeed awesome, but since you are hungry anyway you will probably eat the whole batch , or at least half.  Then you will be full and your stomach will be happy, but then your stomach will realize it is full of nothing but carb-y sugar, and you will not want cookies again.  Ever.  Or for at least another hour or so.

movies

Movies in my opinion are kind of sucking lately.  Especially since I heard the "The Jungle Cruise" is coming out next year.  I mean, come on Disney, you really shouldn't be so desperate that each attraction gets its own film, right?  Ooh, ok.  Now I'm thinking there should be some kind of poll or something.  You know, for the like 2 people that actually read this blog.  What do you think the most obnoxious/ lame Disney movie based on an attraction would be?  My personal vote is for Small World.  Let me know what you think.

In other movie news, I have decided that I want to see Beastly.  I know it looks like a stupid teeny bopper movie, but Neil Patrick Harris is in it, and I'm kind of in love with him, even though we can never be (mostly because he's gay and we both already have significant others), but hey, a girl can dream.

And randomly back to Disney.  Do you think "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" would be a documentary or a historical fiction movie?  Or would they try to make it more popular with a younger demographic and make it set in space or something?  Yup, that's it.  I'm totally going to write a screenplay called "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln in Space!"  Yeah, I can see it winning Oscars already.

best search

Random I know, but my favorite keyword search that lead someone to my blog is "I'm a hamster thug."  Awesome, right?

parenting fail

I was walking through the mall today and I saw a father pushing his daughter in her stroller.  Well, technically he was pushing her in her carseat in her stroller because it was a travel system and the girl couldn't have been any older than 3 months.  The fail comes in to play here because nestled in the carseat by the girl's shins was a portable DVD player playing a Tinkerbell movie.  Apparently the dad thought his tiny baby would go crazy if she didn't have a movie to watch during their trip.  What 3 month old needs a movie to distract them?  It was seriously the weirdest thing I've seen recently.  I mean, if I wanted  to distract a 3 month old I would give them a cool toy or a pacifier maybe.  Not a cartoon.