1. The minute you decide to paint your nails (for the first time in probably a year) your child will wake up from his deep sleep nap two minutes after you put on the final coat.
2. If you leave the bathroom for a moment with your child in the tub he will immediately pull the shower curtain in the tub with him while he rubs the toilet brush all over himself.
3. You attach childproof locks (that your husband can barely open) all over the house because your child gets into everything. And your child quickly figures out how to open them. Then puts out all the tv remotes and hids them and takes out the batteries.
I'm pretty sure Liam is going to grow up to be some kind of evil genius.
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